Dirk Danger is your man!

Top Priority Mission assignment: The Enemy's Rock Crusher had kidnapped the president! You need to bring him back in one piece.

Luckily you command the most advanced military-grade technology ever conceived; the Indestructo Tank! It's absolutely INDESTRUCTIBLE!

Use your enemy's weaponry against them, launch into the air with the explosion of their missiles and slam them into submission with your tank! They won't see that one coming!